I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
A being becomes human when you add meaning
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know