Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost