During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…