It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…