The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack