The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often