I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like