A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…