After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen