Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…