What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton