The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
I will gladly suffer fools for love