The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
