The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

There is no Status quo But there is Status

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all