When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Mating For Life Saved My
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns: