Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme