In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

All dressed down with nowhere to go

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…