Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty