They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden