Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea