By Stanley Collymore The Ship of Life has only one destination— the Port of Death!

By Stanley Collymore A definitely cold and blustery Ju… uproariously blowing at knots, and… is it all that quite literally eve… large or small and capable of inde…

By Stanley Collymore An absolute human calamity! But which, however, comes more naturally to some people than effectively the automatic cap…

Personally wishing you Archie, your adorable sister Diana, Grandma Doria and, of course, your truly fantastic and phenomenally loving parents daddy Harry and mummy Meghan all the very b...

By Stanley Collymore The Daily Mail and its white raci… kind, which clearly likemindedly and financially it discernibly very eagerly panders to, readily f…

By Stanley Collymore I know it’s only a short while ago… you, and while it might seem a bit… it again so soon afterwards the fa… is that I really do. And for me t…

By Stanley Collymore It’s a great pity that Nature allows so many people to so randomly reproduce but unfortunately obviously does n…

By Stanley Collymore Jim Ratcliffe and fellow media poser John Caudwell both individually, and jointly don’t give or care a rat’s ass abo…

By Stanley Collymore Here you are professing to love me… knowing precisely how I feel, tryi… me that there’s no rational point… my virginity prior to my chances o…

By Stanley Collymore Haters naturally think small and s… in stature or any kind of verified relevance to anyone of true significance predictably

By Stanley Collymore What makes any of you think that Meghan Markle gives a toss about Kate Middleton?

By Stanley Collymore I know now why you empathize so much with the bicycle; it’s the same reason that your many lovers empathize with

By Stanley Collymore You could be forgiven were you to actually think, from current goings on evidently here in Britain, that never working a day…

By Stanley Collymore The caravan of life is rolling Unstoppably across the Desert of my Blighted

By Stanley Collymore Obedience: essentially doing whatever you’ve been told to do, and never actually openly not even once or less so