By Stanley Collymore

The Daily Mail should actually seriously, really take a respite and obviously stop, even if only temporarily so, patronizing the surfeit of largely white morons that literally infest Britain with their odiously evil presence, but categorically I simply can assure you that it won’t specifically because the clickbait Revenue that very self-evidently it gets as a consequence of the actions in response to these very pathetic so-called articles that crucially no intelligent 7 year old would naturally ever produce, is far too temptingly, and also beneficially financially for that vile lot at the Daily Mail to obviously forego and so they simply carry on monetarily milking the system, quite coupled with this obvious stark reality, that crucially those who do essentially own the Daily Mail as well as its controllers and also the illiterates who write for it evidently have no respect for those were simply read that rag and actually literally take heart everything it tells them!

The reality, however, is that the Windsor family who constitute the unelected but undoubtedly rather privileged and elitist monarchical family in Britain and rather handsomely pays the Daily Mail and all the other easily bribed rags and media to put them in an unwarranted positive light, unquestionably rather essentially constitutes the most privileged family within the United Kingdom and literally couldn’t be any more removed in quite clear actuality from what the obviously average British family is like.

Routinely they absolutely have servants for actually everything: from essentially feeding them, rather obviously dressing them, brushing their hair, simply turning down their bed sheets at night; actually putting their slippers on, and this crass and distinctively noxious list of literally plentiful creature comforts, undeniably for these significantly unquestionably, and discernibly obviously self-entitled people goes on.

Which essentially means that they don’t have to lift a finger to do anything. And, as such, are not nor will they ever be in such actually, ludicrous circumstances your average family. Consequently it is not asking much in these very obvious and patently crucially unchallengeable commonsensical circumstances, to ask you Daily Mail to simply spare the few intelligent minds quite precariously in Britain still, the unctuous drivel which quite obsessively you feel, along with the evidently Palace inducement that you monetarily, and continuously too receive, you must actually churn out!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
24 January 2024.