What I think is the most selfish thing to do,
is to hookup with boys when your boy has no clue.
And you can laugh and joke about it all you want
but you won’t be laughing the moment you get caught.
And I’ll have the last laugh when you called me a selfish snob,
for taking your sloppy seconds that were unjustified and wrong,
Your selfish ways are eating up all you’ve ever known,
unless being selfish is something you also do at home.
Of course it is and you’re one sloppy hell of a mess,
forgetful, unkind, and above all a shitty ass friend.
So next time you don’t like something that I did,
you think about your boy at home and
worry about that,