They had things in common, Paul and June, at an age when most boys and girls don’t and maybe that’s why they were the only couple in sixth grade dating, if you can call it that. This wa...
Melba comes home from the grocery… She was walking away from the dair… He was there with a pregnant girl… He said to Melba, “Ma’m, is this… Melba told him it was margarine.
Harvey has a special room in the basement that’s always lock… He keeps a safe there, some antiqu… and family memorabilia he fears midnight thieves might steal.
A good reason to get married, Tim told me before he died, is you need a driver to take you home from a colonoscopy. When cancer runs in the family
What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.
It is said brave folks who understand this new world understand demons. Donal Mahoney
When you’re a pharmacist you don’t ask customers how they’re doing. You know from the meds they pick up
Mae mailed Christmas cards today, fewer again this year because death has made her address book a skeleton. She has a son in Russia
The day Paul got married, his old girlfriend called his hous… just before he and his bride Anne caught the plane for their honeymo… Paul was outside packing the car
We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal
There’s always something. Like the growth you found under your arm showering this morning but you decided to go
If a marriage doesn’t work out you get a divorce and look for someone else. If a poem doesn’t work out you put it in a folder and
They got along fine lying down but sitting up or standing, well that was quite another thing. Talking made things worse. Lying down they found
Deep into a warm winter the Japanese red maple keeps her crown of brilliant leaves as if to prove to the evergreens especially that big blue spruce
This time Wilma is ready for the bastards jimmying her front door, coming back for more. The first time she was asleep,