After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney
It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to
The widow hires four men to rip out her lovely garden. She’s too old to weed it. All the roses will go to the young bride across
We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal
Both of them had been to Korea. Both of them had made it back. One found a job
You had to have a Schwinn to lead this pack of boys riding bikes full speed baking under the Chicago sun laughing after senior year
I like to watch master chefs on television do their thing. My favorite is Jacques Pépin when he has to chop an onion. No one chops an onion faster.
Farmer John knows he’s old but didn’t think he was that old until he went to town one day and met a young lady he liked as much as he likes the corn
What if after Browne has gone one of us discovers who Browne was… leads the rally to his room before the maid has time to broom the web… retrieve from underneath the bed
You love your grandson, this blue bundle in your arms. There’s no doubt about that. He has peaches for cheeks and the sky’s in his eyes
Yours is the first email I opened… I appreciate your suggested revisi… to send the work back once I’ve ma… I can tell you spent a lot of time… I’m afraid, however, that I can’t…
The other day I was talking to a neighbor who said he has found a way to help the poor and improve our environment simultaneously. It’s no secret, he said, that we have a dire food shor...
With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.
My boss has a problem with God or rather a problem with me because I believe in God and he doesn’t. Or so we discover
He doesn’t have to prove anything to me. The Holy Spirit, that is. I’ve always known He’s there, from childhood on, even if I ignored Him for many years. But like others growing older, ...
