What if after Browne has gone one of us discovers who Browne was… leads the rally to his room before the maid has time to broom the web… retrieve from underneath the bed

River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.

It wasn’t long after her mother died my wife asked if her father could live with us. We had an empty apartment upstairs. Dad wouldn’t be much trouble, she said. He was old now and had d...

I’m not saying my father hated the English, God forbid. If he were still alive, he’d hate to hear me say that. He’d correct me right away and say he didn’t hate the English. Truth be to...

A long time ago you bothered him somehow. Since then he has bothered you back. You don’t know how or

Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute

So many of us feed the birds even though we know birds can make it on their own in any weather,

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

Married 60 years Fred and Daisy still are very different people. All day long they hide their differences to make

When you’re a pharmacist you don’t ask customers how they’re doing. You know from the meds they pick up

It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to

You were a little older than three the day your father taught you how to pee, standing up. Your father trumpeted your triumph and your mother laughed in the kit…

I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

The speaker is Phil Burns, owner of the brokerage firm that Owen Mitchell has had money invested with for years. Owen’s not rich and not poor. He just prefers the action of the stock ma...

Millie calls the hotel at midnight to tell Willie he didn’t do anythi… It’s the way he didn’t do anything… that’s the problem because a man d… send a girl yellow roses on Valent…