If smiles had echoes all the world would hear Grandma’s bouncing off the stars Donal Mahoney
We worry so much because we’re nice people. We want to find a way to feed the poor house the poor
Technology is wonderful, especially in medicine, Elmo told Opal, the day their son Brett called to tell them the good news. The doctor had told Brett and Debbie their first child would ...
Pistols in holsters very early this morning. She’s wearing a bra Donal Mahoney
Jim Clowes had a red '53 Ford that looked terrible. The paint on the car was almost all gone, although there were still patches of paint mixed with patches of rust. The clunker was an u...
This was the first Christmas Billy was old enough to speak when he saw his gifts under the sparkling tree. His parents were waiting
It’s not good when two disturbed p… with little in common disagree by… on something important. Tone and content can get raucous and make matters worse because eac…
The ancient man with raspberry hives on his cheeks since childhood will live alone
He lives at the edge of a forest and loves all the different trees. He comes to the city for food and basic necessities. He hates the long drive
In two more hours I’ll have to sh… shave and coffee-prop my lids and otherwise prepare for day. It’… and now the barkeep, Griggs, is rushing me, the first
How are things, Adolph? This is Brian, from NBC. Thanks for the interview. It will air in September if the network brings me back.
There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room
There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t
On a sunny day in Harvard Yard blonde from Norway weds son of chieftain from Rwanda after
The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth