He asked and so I told him. The “cancer” poems stem from cancer in the family. Daughter’s terminal. Son’s a five-year survivor.

His cardiologist says Fred’s doing well for a man of 80. It won’t be his heart that kills him.

Tattoos were anathema in ‘52 on any man who got one after an all-night drunk or to impress a girlfriend. But not a word was spoken to

Carnage rolls across the sand amid the silence of imams Women raped,

Couples age and a sign of age is w… the husband hires someone to shove… and the wife hires a cleaning lady… Sometimes the wife doesn’t like th… and the husband doesn’t like the c…

Time’s a jet plane when you’re young. You go to school get a good job marry someone nice

In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case

An imam should say eternity lasts too long to sit by the fire Donal Mahoney

This time Wilma is ready for the bastards jimmying her front door, coming back for more. The first time she was asleep,

After the Inauguration, perhaps he will take his family on vacatio… Hawaii’s an oasis during the winte… But in time he’ll watch for someth… that will challenge his skill set.

Elmo has spent 40 years cutting hair in a little shop in a country town along the Mississippi. Vegetables and meat

That’s a very big tree and a boy scout could climb it with all the right gear. But it’s a condominium, too. You would disturb families.

When a young woman like that sails into the conference room, all masts billowing, there’s nothing the men around the table can do

From my stool in the diner I watc… the old woman with elm tree arms command the big booth in back and roar for a menu, take a half hour to read it

Smitty isn’t Schulte. He doesn’t drive a Cadillac and doesn’t hit his wife often any more. Schulte, on the other hand,