These are old people retired and driving slowly from small apartments in economy cars getting out on canes

The ones we didn’t abort we’re starting to euthanize so no worries there. It’s the ones in the middle still walking around

Bill would come every Sunday to his mother’s house after a tough divorce. He’d bring his laundry for his mother to do and then he’d devour the roast beef dinner she always made for him....

In the fall we lose an hour in most of the United States when we have to turn our clocks back. This is not the case

In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband

The other day I was talking to a neighbor who said he has found a way to help the poor and improve our environment simultaneously. It’s no secret, he said, that we have a dire food shor...

A moment ago, in a flicker of pique, with a wave of the hand, I dispersed them. Glorious birds,

We’re twins. We’ve been together from the start. You’re the doctor. You know that.

Ruth’s at an age where she’s happy to sit in the sun under a patio umbrella and watch a line of ants

Married 60 years Fred and Daisy still are very different people. All day long they hide their differences to make

River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.

I saw Al once a month for 30 years, maybe more, doing business together. He retired to hunt bear in Alaska, hook Tarpon

Sleet on the turnpike in the middle of the night but I keep driving, both hands on the wheel, nowhere to pull off,

I never remember year to year but then some morning in March I’ll walk out in the yard