A boy, maybe 5, dancing in the candy aisle of a megastore at 6 a.m., a month before Hallowee… is overjoyed by the harvest on every shelf, his caramel skin
A doctor by day Ralph spends his nights ordering tulip bulbs from Holland beautiful and rare
For years leprechauns lived under Pop’s fedora. They danced jigs on his head when he wore it and hid in his ears
We’re upset when vandals desecrate a cemetery and disrespect the dead not so much when doctors vandalize the womb
When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
It’s a kindergarten soccer team and Jack’s the biggest kid. His father is the coach. The team is undefeated but there’s a problem
Father the chameleon was lime gree… the first day I saw him peering in… my crib smiling and he remained lime green until kindergarten when a nun called the house and sa…
He’s a vet from Vietnam who won’t say much about what happened over there except to say his problem began with Agent Orange,
If they irritate you and so many do you don’t seek them out until you need them and when you’re through
According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary
He’s a citizen who has a problem with people walking toward him walking behind him walking next to him
Linda’s on TV this morning being interviewed by someone who specializes in interviewing unusual people. Linda’s a smart woman but
Departures from the norm we are. Not just you and me but
The others, of course, are more ra… but less apt to show it. Whenever I strike, I never romp o… I stand with the wrist that I’ve… from the lady locked in my teeth