Who says romance is dead?
You walked in to the party,
Like you were walking into a film.
I looked at you and thought “what a dick”
Then I drank quite a lot more wine.
You came up to talk to me,
And gave me some cheesy line.
I squinted and thought, “oh, alright then”
Then I drank even more cheap wine.
We got together, then I took you home,
And the next day you hung around.
I wasn’t sure, but you seemed alright,
So I thought “ok, he’ll do fine”.
The weeks passed, they turned into months,
I got used to you being around.
So when you asked me to marry you,
I thought “well, it’s probably about time”.
(2013)
Best read to the tune of "You're so vain"...
