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France or Bust

Fun with Limericks

John wanted to earn money so he can travel to France
But rather than work for it, he played games of chance
Alas he lost his shirt
Got tossed in the dirt
Half-naked and scared stiff, he’s walking in a trance
 
To hide from the creditors he went to Sally his spouse
But estranged they are because she thinks he’s a louse
Oh, Sally threw him out
Neighbors heard her shout
Poor John! he ended up shivering in Sally’s doghouse!
 
06-14-2021
© F Aparici

2021

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