Ballad of Army Pay
In general, if you want a man to do a dangerous
job: '
Say, swim the Channel, climb St. Paul’s, or break
into and rob
The Bank of England, why, you find his wages
must be higher
Than if you merely wanted him to Fight the kitchen
fire.
But in the British Army, it’s just the other
way.
And the maximum of danger means the minimum
of pay.
You put some men inside a trench, and call them
infantrie,
And make them face ten kinds of hell, and face it
cheerfully ;
And hve in holes Uke rats, with other rats, and
hce, and toads,
And in their leisure time, assist the R.E.'s with
their loads.
Then, when they’ve done it all, you give 'em each
a bob a day!
For the maximum of danger means the minimum
of pay.
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We won’t run down the A.S.C., nor yet the
R.T.O.
They ration and direct us on the way we’ve got
to go.
They’re very useful people, and it’s pretty plain
to see
We couldn’t do without ‘em, nor yet the
A.P.C.
But comparing risks and wages, ’ I think they all
will say
That the maximum of danger means the minimum
of pay.
There are men who make munitions ' and seventy
bob a week ;
They never see a lousy trench nor hear a big shell
shriek ;
And others sing about the war at high—class music—
halls
Getting heaps and heaps of money and encores
from the stalls.
They ‘ keep the home fires burning ’ and bright
by night and day.
While the maximum of danger means the minimum
of pay.
I wonder if it’s harder to make big shells at a
bench,
Than to face the screaming beggars when they’re
crumping up a trench ;
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I wonder if it’s harder to sing in mellow tones
Of danger, than to face it ' say, in a wood like
Trone’s ; *
Is discipline skilled labour, or something children
play?
Should the maximum of danger mean the mini–
mum of pay?
