#HumorKissingParenting
Cry me an ocean, My man lacks devotion, To me, to me. But on Sundays, He practices the holy act of devot…
Can I compare thee to a summer’s… No? All right. I’ll compare thee to a pickle inst… Thou art a fickle pickle
Max licked his shadow on the wall. It wasn’t tasty after all. Maybe, with a pinch of salt, It would be tastier than his rubbe…
I’m a grumpy, frumpy, dumpy mom. If that’s me with just the one, What would I be like with two? A humpty dumpty crazy shrew?
Corky Caroo was raised by pink k… The pinkest of all was a roo named… Big Sooz raised Corky in her warm… But when he turned twenty, she mad…
He said I was a twit I got in a snit So I called him a lack wit He called me a two bit I replied he was a wanna be Brit
Liver spots Are polka dots That old peoples gots
