I like to see doctors cough. What kind of human being would grab all your money just when you’re down? I’m not saying they enjoy this:

Do you have adequate oxen for the… No, my oxen are inadequate. Well, how many oxen would it take… I would need ten more oxen to do t… I’ll see if I can get them for yo…

Napoleon’s hat is an obvious choic… hat, but that’s not the hat I have… show. I am thinking of his private… esty wasn’t much different than th… corner drugstore now, except for t…

I sit on the tracks, a hundred feet from earth, fifty from the water. Gerald is inching toward me

Your face did not rot like the others—the co-pilot, for example, I saw him yesterday. His face is corn mush: his wife and daughter,

The directions to the lunatic asyl… more likely they were the random a… and confused ramblings of a lunati… We arrived three hours late for lu… and the lunatics were stacked up o…

O sleepy city of reeling wheelchai… where a mouse can commit suicide i… concentrate long enough on the history book of rodents in this underground town

A vagabond is a newcomer in a heap of trouble. He’s an eyeball at a peephole that should be electrocuted. He’s a leper in a textile mill

And what amazes me is that none of… surprise or interest him, even a l… it is time he got his booster shot… I realize I have no power over hi… He becomes increasingly light-foot…

Someone had spread an elaborate ru… in possession of an extraterrestri… it was. It was Roger Lawson. Rog… worst sort, and up till now I had… I kind of knew my time had come.…

Jim just loves to garden, yes he d… He likes nothing better than to pu… his little overalls and his straw… He says, 'Let’s go get those tool… But then doubt begins to set in.

They didn’t have much trouble teaching the ape to write poems: first they strapped him into the c… then tied the pencil around his ha… (the paper had already been nailed…

A motorist once said to me, and this was in the country, on a county lane, a motorist slowed his vehicle as I was walking my dear old collie,