They didn’t have much trouble teaching the ape to write poems: first they strapped him into the c… then tied the pencil around his ha… (the paper had already been nailed…

Do you have adequate oxen for the… No, my oxen are inadequate. Well, how many oxen would it take… I would need ten more oxen to do t… I’ll see if I can get them for yo…

Someone called in a report that sh… seen a man painting in the dark ov… pond. A police car was dispatched… vestigate. The two officers with t… flashlights walked all around the…

Although the depiction of living f… was not explicitly forbidden, the… about famines was that the station… It was about 2 A.M. The truck dr… A tropical insect that lives in en…

Your face did not rot like the others—the co-pilot, for example, I saw him yesterday. His face is corn mush: his wife and daughter,

Jim just loves to garden, yes he d… He likes nothing better than to pu… his little overalls and his straw… He says, 'Let’s go get those tool… But then doubt begins to set in.

I like to see doctors cough. What kind of human being would grab all your money just when you’re down? I’m not saying they enjoy this:

The blue booby lives on the bare rocks of Galápagos and fears nothing. It is a simple life:

O sleepy city of reeling wheelchai… where a mouse can commit suicide i… concentrate long enough on the history book of rodents in this underground town

I was chasing this blue butterfly… the road when a car came by and cl… It was nothing serious, but it ang… I turned around and cursed the dri… even slow down to see if I was hur…

All the sexually active people in… look so clean and certain, I wonde… if they’re dead. Their lives are t… without end, the avocado-green Mer… waiting calm as you please. Perhap…

There’s a fortune to be made in ju… in this country, somebody’s father… everything—baby food, tractors, ra… My family’s obviously done nothing… of time. They invented poverty and…