Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

There’s one thing You should know about us We’re gonna be Uncomfortably close Here is you

My gaze is like a laser beam That scorches souls and torches dr… It melts you down if you would dee… To stay too long within my scene

Sittin’ in a patio chair Breathin’ in the cool night air Listening to the breeze Rustling leaves in trees I’m being the love of life

You have physicality And I have my mentality You’ve already lost the fight So give it up and say “Good night…

I gave a shit But you didn’t Next time around You’ll be the clown

When we realize That our imperfections are Our emperfections

Most poems perused Would probably be better Made into haikus

There’s a certain point Where I put down my joint And fucking end you

I’d like to take a bath with you And see a divine point of view I’ll suds you up and be your tool To catch a glimpse of heaven’s due

Fumbling in the dark Searching for my clothes Looking for a girl With my third eye closed

Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

One reason I know Our love is first rate, We don’t have to talk To communicate.