Really want to ask you out ‘Cause I feel a special bout Of the things we dream about Discipline and love devout

Most poems perused Would probably be better Made into haikus

Life after age eight Put downs and berates People don’t like you When they look like fools

I give you an inch You try for a mile I’m glad I spoke up And still made you smile

Nom noms and tom toms Are really what make me move There’s a gravy train straight to… When you skip your needle to that…

Little girls and gay men Love them some Jonathan Can’t reciprocate Wish them a life great

Your face Transcends Garnish

Ain’t no mountain high Ain’t no valley nigh When you’re in my sights

There’s a certain kind of type That always does it right Elicits smiles and tears In the space between your ears The only sort of religion

I appreciate you Facilitating breakthroughs With love I didn’t know due This wretch without a clue

If you could see the soul of me You’d know I am a hate machine A pretty face without obscene But, nonetheless, still dubbed unc…

I cast the blame on you and her That just might be a bit obscured To tell the tale with honest voice I have to acknowledge my choice

The only time I lost control Was when you threatened my househo… You made me choose the dreadful pa… So I created a blood bath

You told me that we’d meet halfway I’m not sure what that means ‘Cause ev’rything I need in life Is what I’ve had to be My loved ones threw me to the wolv…