m'andy lovejoy reigns supreme
(The bit on the side who outlasted a husband)
what is it that you do to me,
you found my prison and set me free,
I push you away but you won’t budge,
I Fuck up and lash out but you never judge.
no matter how much I hurt you you’re always there,
I curse you repeatedly but you just don’t care,
when I need you the most you seem to know,
I cause you grief and you still don’t go.
you steamroller in and sort out my head,
if you weren’t around i’d probably be dead,
you drive me crazy yet keep me sane,
hurt me badly yet cure my pain.
you cheer me up and make me laugh,
I’ve said before that you’re my better half,
whenever I see you there’s never a frown,
you’re my friend, my passion, my hero and clown.
you keep me safe and make me strong,
and in my life is where you belong,
no longer a lover but with a love that won’t end,
you’re my Andy, my horniest and dearest old friend.
(2006)
