The Refer Man
While I slept warm in my bed it slept in its cold cavern
When I crossed the hardwood floor it waited with electric anticipation
I placed my hand onto the handle and it reacted in total readiness
I quickly yanked the door wide open but the light was turned on
I never have seen darkness in my refrigerator for the lickety split action of the refer man
Though I can’t see the little gnome I am sure he abides inside
He flips the light switch on and quickly runs and hides
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When I was a small boy I had this idea that there was a little man inside the refrigerator who turned on the light. Of course there isn't such a man, is there?
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