sukbuk facefuk arsebuk
To sissy of cyberspace
Fakebook heaven/Fakebook hell
hey chuck . . . Wot the f@#k
I’ve run amok wi da facebook
I got me snared upon an hook
Addicted to pages of triviality
Facebook has become insanity
Addicted to scrolling up n down
Is beginning to make me frown
Posting about my borin status
Or other shit sure to stir a fuss
It may even incite a rowdy rucus
Or make those fb trolls spit n cus
Those notifications lure me in
Facebook just like a guilty sin
Informing me of rude comment
Tellin me I’ll surely be hell sent
Burning in the flames of fb hell
O biggin me up so mi ed’ll swell
Friend requests n u feel good
every1 on fb seems2 smoke bud
I mus admit I found gud friends
N a wife who mi heart attends
I have chatted and hours killed
Wi strangers not always chilled
thumbs up and we gi it a like
Offended peoples like to yike
Clicking on to random stories
We bilieve conspiracy theories
Hrs spent on dis bleedin buk
I fink it is sapping all mi luck
Yes I’m guna stop . Give up
Mi cyber addiction to facebook
Yes fb now enough is enough
I chose life and i chose living
Coz Facebook can b conniving
Although it can b quite inspiring
I’ll b back, I’m just semi retiring
