I Need You...
This is for the people who cannot decribe their dependence on their love ones. I hope you truly enjoy it.
My darling,
I need you like Bonnie needs Clyde
like a Jewish family needs a good place to hide.
I need you like a lady needs a Tramp
like a handicap guy needs an accessible ramp.
I need you like Charlie Harper needs hoes
like Whitney Houston needs a little bit of blow.
I desperately need you like Bert needs Ernie
like OJ Simpson needed a good attorney.
Darling, I need you so we can continue our journey
because in my own eyes, I see you’re net worthy.
{I’m a gold digger... guilty}
