No Doctor’s Today, Thank You por Ogden Nash They tell me that euphoria is the well, today I feel euphorian, Today I have the agility of a Gre Victorian. Yes, today I may even go forth wi
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Morning Prayer por Ogden Nash Now another day is breaking, Sleep was sweet and so is waking. Dear Lord, I promised you last ni Never again to sulk or fight. Such vows are easier to keep
Song of the Open Road por Ogden Nash Song of the Open Road I think that I shall never see A billboard as lovely as a tree. Perhaps unless the billboards fall I’ll never see a tree at all.
Come on In, the Senility Is Fine por Ogden Nash People live forever in Jacksonvil But you don’t have to live forever The entrance requirements for gram You only have to live until your c From that point on you start looki
Crossing the Border por Ogden Nash Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends. 1
The Camel por Ogden Nash The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
Always Marry an April Girl por Ogden Nash Praise the spells and bless the ch I found April in my arms. April golden, April cloudy, Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy; April soft in flowered languor,
