#AmericanWriters
Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of… the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champ… If you’re dipsomognac.
There is something about a Martin… A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin…
Some primal termite knocked on woo… And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor toda…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
How wise I am to have instructed… I am about to volunteer a definiti… Just as I know that there are two… I know that marriage is a legal an… Moreover, just as I am unsure of…
Adam Had’em
A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned, so what could the… Said the fly, “let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea. So they flew through a flaw in the…
Once upon a time there was an Ita… And some people thought he was a r… But he wasn’t offended, Because other people thought he wa… And he said the world was round,
When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.
Purity Is obscurity.
Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…
My friends all know that I am shy… But the chipmunk is twice and shy… He moves with flickering indecisio… Like stripes across the television… He’s like the shadow of a cloud,
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
