Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, They ...

First a little Then a lottle

I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…

Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…

Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.

Affection is a noble quality; It leads to generosity and jollity… But it also leads to breach of pro… If you go around lavishing it on r…

How wise I am to have instructed… I am about to volunteer a definiti… Just as I know that there are two… I know that marriage is a legal an… Moreover, just as I am unsure of…

From whence arrived the praying ma… From outer space, or lost Atlanti… glimpse the grin, green metal mug at masks the pseudo-saintly bug, Orthopterous, also carnivorous,

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.

The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.

My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,

Sure, deck your limbs in pants, Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance . .… Have you seen yourself retreating?