Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…

There is something about a Martin… A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin…

Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…

One way to be very happy is to be… For then you can buy orchids by th… And yet at the same time People d… Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough…

Bound to your bookseller, leap to… Deluge your dealer with bakshish a… Lean on the counter and never say… Wodehouse and Wooster are with us… Flourish the fish-slice, your butt…

There was a young belle of Natche… Whose garments were always in patc… When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah…

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.

Let’s straighten this out, my litt… And reach an agreement if we can. I entered your door as an honored… My shoes are shined and my trouser… And I won’t stretch out and read…

Parsley Is gharsley.

Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,

Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why

The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.

Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket

Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond

Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.