Master I may be,
But not of my fate.
Now come the kisses, too many too…
Tell me, O Parcae,
For fain would I know,
One way to be very happy is to be…
For then you can buy orchids by th…
And yet at the same time People d…
Because it’s very funny
But somehow if you’re rich enough…
The people upstairs all practise b…
Their living room is a bowling all…
Their bedroom is full of conducted…
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the w…
Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,
She lays eggs for gentlemen.
Gentlemen come every day
To count what my black hen doth la…
If perchance she lays too many,
Nothing makes me sicker
is too expandy
So Thomas Edison
Never drank his medicine;
So Blackstone and Hoyle
Refused cod-liver oil;
So Sir Thomas Malory
Unwillingly Miranda wakes,
Feels the sun with terror,
One unwilling step she takes,
Shuddering to the mirror.
Miranda in Miranda’s sight
Breath, slip out;
Blood, be channeled,
And wind about.
O, blessed breath and blood which…
It is common knowledge to every sc…
That all sin is divided into two p…
One kind of sin is called a sin of…
And it is what you are doing when…
And the other kind of sin is just…
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven lives;
In seven sacks,
Like seven beeves
Now another day is breaking,
Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
Dear Lord, I promised you last ni…
Never again to sulk or fight.
Such vows are easier to keep
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush,
Another’s green, another’s mush.
I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe
If I possessed a fluoroscope.
First a little
Then a lottle
I find it very hard to be fair-min…
About people who go around being a…
I just can’t see any fun
In soaring up up up into the sun
When the chances are still a fresh…
I have a bone to pick with fate,
Come here and tell me girly,
Do you think my mind is maturing l…
Or simply rotting early.