The Lord in His wisdom made the f…
And then forgot to tell us why.
Some people, and it doesn’t matter…
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.!
You shall not sneer at me.
Pick up your hat and stethoscope,
Go wash your mouth with laundry so…
I contemplate a joy exquisite
The doctor gets you when you’re bo…
The preacher, when you marry,
And the lawyer lurks with costly c…
If too much on you carry.
Professional men, they have no car…
Barber, barber, come and get me;
Hairy torrents irk and fret me.
Hair and hair again appears;
And climbs like ivy round my ears.
Hair across my collar gambols;
Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads
And not the road.
Spend the winter at the bottom of…
You go to Paris and live on champ…
If you’re dipsomognac.
How pleasant to sit on the beach,
On the beach, on the sand, in the…
With ocean galore within reach,
And nothing at all to be done!
No letters to answer,
The turtle lives twixt plated deck…
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bun…
And sent him off to distant jungle…
Camped on a tropic riverside,
This is a song to celebrate banks,
Because they are full of money and…
you hear is clinks and clanks,
Or maybe a sound like the wind in…
Which is the rustling of the thous…
There is a knocking in the skull,
An endless silent shout
Of something beating on a wall,
And crying, “Let me out!”
That solitary prisoner
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi…
Has an advantage with me over one…