There is one thing that ought to b…
Which is that people ought to be t…
I don’t mean the kind of apologies…
Because I think that is sort of s…
No, I object to one kind of apolo…
Barber, barber, come and get me;
Hairy torrents irk and fret me.
Hair and hair again appears;
And climbs like ivy round my ears.
Hair across my collar gambols;
Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed.
He watched the ads
And not the road.
Whales have calves,
Cats have kittens,
Bears have cubs,
Bats have bittens,
Swans have cygnets,
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
The ant has made himself illustrio…
Through constant industry industri…
Would you be calm and placid,
If you were full of formic acid?
I didn’t go to church today,
I trust the Lord to understand.
The surf was swirling blue and whi…
The children swirling on the sand.
He knows, He knows how brief my s…
But he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand
But Ferdinand said America was a bird in the bush and he’d rather have a berdinand,
And he thought, there is no wife like a m...
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi…
Has an advantage with me over one…
Praise the spells and bless the ch…
I found April in my arms.
April golden, April cloudy,
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy;
April soft in flowered languor,
I don’t mind eels
Except as meals.
And the way they feels.
Behold the duck.
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks.
It is specially fond
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could the…
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the…
Behold the hippopotamus!
We laugh at how he looks to us,
And yet in moments dank and grim,
I wonder how we look to him.
Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
People who have what they want are…
And I wish I could afford to gath…
I dont’ mind their having a lot of…
But I do think that they damn wel…
But no, they insist on being steal…