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From whence arrived the praying ma… From outer space, or lost Atlanti… glimpse the grin, green metal mug at masks the pseudo-saintly bug, Orthopterous, also carnivorous,
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
There is one thing that ought to b… Which is that people ought to be t… I don’t mean the kind of apologies… Because I think that is sort of s… No, I object to one kind of apolo…
Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth la… If perchance she lays too many,
The doctor gets you when you’re bo… The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly c… If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no car…
Parsley Is gharsley.
The ostrich roams the great Sahar… Its mouth is wide, its neck is nar… It has such long and lofty legs, I’m glad it sits to lay its eggs.
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.! You shall not sneer at me. Pick up your hat and stethoscope, Go wash your mouth with laundry so… I contemplate a joy exquisite
There is a knocking in the skull, An endless silent shout Of something beating on a wall, And crying, “Let me out!” That solitary prisoner
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.
The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…
