The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary, two;
Or else the other way around.
I’m never sure. Are you?
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven lives;
In seven sacks,
Like seven beeves
A bit of talcum
Is always walcum.
The solitary huntsman
No coat of pink doth wear,
But midnight black from cap to spu…
Upon his midnight mare.
He drones a tuneless jingle
Who wants my jellyfish?
I’m not sellyfish!
Praise the spells and bless the ch…
I found April in my arms.
April golden, April cloudy,
Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy;
April soft in flowered languor,
The ant has made himself illustrio…
Through constant industry industri…
Would you be calm and placid,
If you were full of formic acid?
A child need not be very clever
To learn that “Later, dear” means…
Some people, and it doesn’t matter…
The hunter crouches in his blind
‘Neath camouflage of every kind
And conjures up a quacking noise
To lend allure to his decoys
This grown-up man, with pluck and…
There here are words of radical ad…
Young man, be a snob.
Yes, if you are in search of argum…
Why I’ve gottem.
Let the personnel managers differ;
I have a bone to pick with fate,
Come here and tell me girly,
Do you think my mind is maturing l…
Or simply rotting early.
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush,
Another’s green, another’s mush.
I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe
If I possessed a fluoroscope.
The hands of the clock were reachi…
In an old midtown hotel;
I name no name, but its sordid fam…
Is table talk in hell.
I name no name, but hell’s own fla…